WOO HAIKUS FOR YOU [to sum up the evening]

OH HAI(KU)
Blue Cross Blue Shield Calls
Asks to speak to Trevor Jay
No, he's comatose

WOO WOKE UP
He's super restless
Everything drives him insane
Wiggle wiggle Woo

MATUSHKA <3
Sweet baby man child
Takes his mother by the neck
And kerplop, a hug

TRICKS & TREVOR
We taught him some tricks
High five, thumbs up, wink and kick
How he's progressing

MEGAN & TREVOR: SWEET INSATIABLE LOVE
A maiden of beaut
A lad takes her by the hand
And lays it a smooch